Spinning and a pig

A couple of weeks ago, I hosted the Saturday spin for my spinning guild.  We were having a good time when Rueben came in with the neighbor and a pig.  The neighbor, Chris, said this was my Valentine's day present from Rueben. He scared me for a second...Rueben and I have talked about NOT having any pigs.  Apparently, the neighbor has had Gunther for a couple of weeks.  He talked about the girlfriend he's going to get for him, too.  Her name is Penelope.  I must admit, he was a cute pig.  Everyone thought so.  He had a cute smile, too.  However, the cats didn't trust him.  Not one bit.